Firstly,

http://kotaku.com/392252/rich-nerds-want-to-build-a-utopian-city-in-the-ocean-andwait-a-minute

Secondly,

I am better than my mother at Wii Fit.

Wii Fit does not tell me I am fat...this is also cool.
However it tells me every day that I have gained weight..I don't know if I support this notion.

We now return to your irregular broadcasting.